Sorry for the six-month absence. I was kind of suddenly let into University.

But now I have a terrifyingly powerful new PC, and am back with force! Ahem. More soon (hopefully in less than six months) once I get everything installed!

Look at ‘em, all swimming around like they’re king shit.

oh yeah there was a year change wasn’t there

So, the year 2009 finally gasped it’s last and joined the many celebrities it had claimed over it’s lifespan. This means that, to everybody’s shock, it’s not 2009 any more, but 2010. Exactly how the world will react to this dramatic piece of information, I don’t know. Probably not well!

Also I should do more with this site. Maybe I’ll redesign it? Maybe that’s the ticket.

[23:34] <@GenesisGenome> if i start a band im going to call it Goose Fellatio

Not pictured: Stretched, sweaty “TEAM GAZ” t-shirt (Click for bigger)

So, Modern Warfare 2. Whilst porky jailbait everywhere has been eagerly trembling (and wobbling, probably) at the thought of the next Harry Potter or Twilight, their older, hairier, possibly fatter brothers have generally been quivering in anticipation for the next entry in the storied Call of Duty series. More »

When it was announced that Bethesda, a studio with many years of experience in medieval fantasy RPGs, would be resurrecting the long dormant cult classic series Fallout, fanboys all over the internet swept into a violent fury that the series’ dead, long bankrupt creators would not be doing the job. The rage only increased upon the revelation that it would not be an isometric, turn based game running at 640×480 like the originals, but a high resolution 3D game like Oblivion. But while the accusations that Fallout 3 would just be a lazy pallete shift of Beth’s previous game increased, the studio had learned from past mistakes, and delivered a RPG tour de force that, while far from perfect, is still a great way to while away the hours. More »

If there’s one thing I love more than chocolate (and that’s a big call), it’s filling blank speech bubbles with crap. I dug up a bunch of such ventures into this less-than-loved craft, and have decided to upload some of them. More »

This game has gotten a decent amount of flak from the press and the fans – scores roughly average at 75 and the multiplayer has been widely panned – but there’s still a decent amount of enjoyment to be wrung out of the latest installment of The Only FPS Franchise That Can Stake An Accurate Claim To Possibly Being Older Than Prostitution. More »

Well, it’s Halo. Sure you play as (several) different protagonists, and Bungie remembered to turn fall damage on for the first time in 8 years, and there’s an element of exploration between missions, but it’s still Halo, and you’re still fighting the exact same enemies with the exact same weapons. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing is entirely up to you. More »