This game has gotten a decent amount of flak from the press and the fans – scores roughly average at 75 and the multiplayer has been widely panned – but there’s still a decent amount of enjoyment to be wrung out of the latest installment of The Only FPS Franchise That Can Stake An Accurate Claim To Possibly Being Older Than Prostitution.

Well, it’s Halo. Sure you play as (several) different protagonists, and Bungie remembered to turn fall damage on for the first time in 8 years, and there’s an element of exploration between missions, but it’s still Halo, and you’re still fighting the exact same enemies with the exact same weapons. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing is entirely up to you.

GLUG.

So it appears that I haven’t been very good at keeping to this whole “updating vaguely often” thing! But as it turns out, I have an excuse!

THE GALLERY OF CHILL

Goro Lives… As A Slightly Demasculated Version Of You!

Your savegames are now corrupted.

Oh yeah, I have this site I keep meaning to update. Very little’s been going on lately, except I managed to up my PC’s RAM by a gig. This somehow magically turned my computer from a slow, stuttering mess to sex on wheels. The wonders of memory. Not pictured: The rest of the screen. Every [...]

I replaced my front page with the incredible talking Glarebox, so I’ve moved this here. This was my first splash page for the site, a pisstake of the Mega Man 2 intro. The rock part is from a Guitar Arrange album released for the series’ 20th anniversary.