The Great Giana Sisters is a Super Mario Bros. ripoff. THERE I SAID IT. Course, this is not some startling new revelation: The original game came out in 1987, and lasted all of five minutes before Nintendo swarmed upon it like a pack of angry wildebeest. 20-something years later, the game returned in a new form on the DS and iPhone, somehow managing to avoid Nintendo’s wandering eye despite once again leaping into their kitchen, eating all their food, and probably pooping in the fireplace.

How does this even play? I want to find out, but not enough to buy a Japanese phone.

Well. A new site design. Fancy that, eh? I’m still poking out the kinks, changing the locks and basically me-ising it, but it looks nice enough to acknowledge right now, so I am. Thanks to Techokami for removing the encrypted spam ads in the theme footer (Seriously? That’s how low we’ve gone?) and Google’s fancy [...]

I don’t usually have weird dreams, but this one? Hoo-boy.

Sorry for the six-month absence. I was kind of suddenly let into University. But now I have a terrifyingly powerful new PC, and am back with force! Ahem. More soon (hopefully in less than six months) once I get everything installed!