I replaced my front page with the incredible talking Glarebox, so I’ve moved this here. This was my first splash page for the site, a pisstake of the Mega Man 2 intro. The rock part is from a Guitar Arrange album released for the series’ 20th anniversary.

To: Epic Games Subject: Netcode Regarding the Unreal Tournament 3 netcode… Could you please at least try? For me? Thanks, Kinsie P.S: The error message needs more bumpmaps.

To: Ubisoft Montreal (aka: Ubisoft Divertissements Inc.) Subject: Rainbow Six: Vegas Hello! How are you? Looking after yourself I see. And how’s the missus? Great! Now, recently I purchased a game by you called Rainbow Six: Vegas. It’s quite nice! The enviroments are well-built, the graphics are good and it runs well on my machine. [...]